New Submarine Ensign

The new Ensign was assigned to a submarine, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in…

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What goes around comes around

An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus–just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone. After much grumbling about…

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Stick to the Plan

Stick To The Plan I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and…

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The Birthday Gift

A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson…

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Things in Common…

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn’t care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man…

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Missing Husband…

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy…

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Money Under Pillow…

“I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?” “Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?”

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