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Pearls of Wisdom-Voice of Experience

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need itTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research There is a fine line between genius…

The Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time

10) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 9) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye 8) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 7) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 6) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. 5)…

Pearls of Wisdom

It’s The Thought That Counts…. Choosing a gift for an elderly mother… Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her…

Pearls of Wisdom: Forrest Gump’s Entrance Exam

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven, where he is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.