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Holmes and Watson Escape Room

After being locked in an impenetrable escape room, a panicked Dr. Watson cries, “How are we to escape, Holmes?” Calmly, the sleuth produces a small knife and a lemon, which he carefully cuts into small pieces. He then sticks the pieces of lemon on the wall in the shape of a door, and with a…

Cemetery Scare

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap -tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping…

Adoption Objections

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motor-home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get. “We’ve arranged for a full-time…

It Started with Hair Loss…

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting… He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely…

That is One Way to Order Chicken

Yuri walks in to a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English. Yuri sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Yuri points to the plate of eggs and…