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Star in the East…

woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”              The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”              The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well,…

Oreo Truffle Balls

Oreo Truffle Balls Recipe      10 Min Prep   Makes 20 Truffle Balls Approx. Ingredients:  1) 300 g pkg. Oreo cookies 2) 250 g cream cheese 3) 100 g white or Milk chocolate melted optional. Preparation: 1) Crush Oreo cookies to form crumbs.  2) Add and mix in softened cream cheese. 3) Roll into balls and dip…

Yorkshire Pudding

         Yorkshire Pudding Recipe Prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 35 minutes   Batter resting time: 1 hour   Yield: Serves 6 Ingredients: 1) 1 cup flour, 2) 1/2 tsp. salt, 3) 1 cup milk, 4) 2 tbsp. melted butter,  5) 2 eggs, beaten*  6) 2-4 tablespoons of roast drippings * If you double the recipe, add…

At Grandma’s House….

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.  At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW Xbox.. I PRAY FOR A IPAD…” His older brother…

Santa Has Tenure…

You never actually see Santa, only his “assistants”. 2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. 3. Santa doesn’t really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he’s the one who everybody credits with the work. 4. Santa doesn’t work anywhere near a…

Black Friday One-Liners

1. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry sauce on Black Friday? They get bruised, battered, and squished into pulp trying to get to the bargain bin. 2. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be stuffed and jammed into a small space. 3 .…