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Community Events for November

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 5TH @ 4PM-7PMMike Mundell Fish Fry Fundraiser in support of the GananoqueCurling Club! Only $15 per person. Take-out & limitedindoor seating available! Pre-order & reservations must bemade in advance! Avoid disappointment and order now! Contact: Jayne Curtis-Phone: 613-382-3281 or Email: info@gananoquecurlingclub.com MONDAY NOVEMBER 9/16/23/30@10AM-12PMAthens Food Bank-Athens Free Methodist Church 58 Elgin St.N. Monday:…

Show and Tell…

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of…

Careful What You Ask For…

A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Brockville restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He…

Too Many Apples…

A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches. The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let’s her husband know that she can’t make a decision and will have to sleep…

Company Softball…

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the company’s marketing and sales staff. The sales staff whipped the marketing department soundly 10 to 1. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game: “The marketing department is pleased to announce that…

Car Rally for Breast Cancer South Dundas

Saturday October 24th@10am-1pm Car Rally for Breast Cancer South Dundas Iroquois Plaza Registration 9:30am $10 p.p. ( 2 people per car) contact: limelight.debbie@gmail.com or damustard19@gmail.com for information