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Brockville Blood Donor Clinic Friday June 5th
After a couple of months absence we are pleased to announce that we are heading to Brockville on Friday June 5th. The City of Brockville is opening up the Brockville Centennial Youth Arena located at 138 Broadway Ave and we are thrilled to be back in the community! As we are no longer accepting walk…
Covid-19 Pick up Lines…
10. I might have a dad bod, but I’ve got a 6 pack at home! 9. Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown! 8. You Smell So Good , Is That Purell You’re Wearing ? 7. swipe right! 6. “Quarantine and chill?” 5. “At this point we may never meet each…
Coming Home Drunk
A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o’clock in the morning with his hair and clothes disheveled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, “I hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!” “Yes,”…
Marry an Actor
An aspiring young actor asked a young lady’s father if he could have his daughter’s hand in marriage. The father said, “I would never let my daughter marry an actor.” The actor said, “Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won’t you at least come and see the play?”…
Dinosaur Plumbing…
Because I couldn’t unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son. I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it…
Is He really That Old….
The traveling salesman was passing through a small town selling an elixir which he declared: “will make men live to a great age!” “Look at me,” he shouted. “Hale and hearty, I’m over 300 years old.” “Is he really as old as that?” a bystander ask the youthful assistant. “I can’t say,” replied the assistant.…
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3 Ingredient Brown Sugar Pork Chops
Prep time 5 min Cook time 20 min approx. Total time 25-27 minutes Ingredients: 1) 8 boneless pork chops 2) 1/2 cup brown sugar 3) 1 (0.7-oz) packet Italian Dressing Mix OR your favourite dressing mix Preparation: 1) Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Line a 9×13-inch baking pan with aluminum foil. 2) Combine the brown…
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell pepper, diced. 5) 3/4 cup ketchup. 6) 3/4 cup BBQ sauce. (use homemade or store-bought BBQ Sauce) 7) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce. 8) 1 tablespoon…
Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.
4-Ingredient Caramel Apple Hand Pies
Warm juicy apple hand pies and it only takes four ingredients! Say no more! This recipe is great!