
Jokes and Laughs
Splitting a Diet Soda…
Three Engineering students at a prestigious university were sharing a can of “one-calorie” diet cola. After pouring it equally into three cups one of them drank his. Then the second…
Elevator Help…
The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation.…
Has he tried it…
A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. “Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?” “I’m sure he has,” she nodded sadly. “That man will…
Real Punishment…
A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate…
It’s OK to not be OK, says BGH
It’s OK to not be OK, says BGH Brockville, ON – January 27, 2021 – The past year, as we navigate the pandemic, has been difficult in many different ways.…
Jobs, Hope & Cash….
Back in the day, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!
Did You Hear…
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married… A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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Quick and Easy Recipes
Cranberry Brie Pecan Pinwheels
Cranberry Brie Pecan PinwheelsPrep: 20 min. Bake: 15 min. Total time 35 Min. yields 2 dozen Ingredients: 1-pound Brie cheese, rind removed ~ 1 package(490g) frozen puff pastry, thawed ~…
Chicken Kebobs with Creamy Pesto Recipe
Yield: 4 Servings Total time: 20 MINUTES Ingredients: 2 teaspoons grated lemon rind, 4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice, divided, 2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic, 2 teaspoons olive oil,1/2 teaspoon salt,…
Kielbasa and Peppers Recipe
PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce) package smoked kielbasa sausage, 3) 6 medium…
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell…
Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.