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YORKSHIRE PUDING RECIPE
Yorkshire Pudding Recipe Prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 35 minutes Batter resting time: 1 hour Yield: Serves 6 Ingredients: 1) 1 cup flour, 2) 1/2 tsp. salt, 3) 1…
DOUBLE OR NOTHING…
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it…
God Save The King!
Thank you your majesty for your service and devotion over 70 years of your reign. 1926-2022
It’s All About Voice Inflection
Not only did my girlfriend not want to join me trekking the Appellation Trail, she didn’t want to be apart for 41 days this summer. After some back and forth…
Potty Training….
A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy…
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Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want…
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any floaties, ie… backwash. 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question…
IT’S JUST TOO HOT…..
You know it’s just too hot when… 1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out. 2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.…
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Quick and Easy Recipes
Maple Roast Turkey
Maple Roast Turkey and Gravy Ingredients: 2 cups apple cider ~ ⅓ cup real maple syrup ~ 2 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme ~ 2 teaspoons dried marjoram ~ 2 ½ teaspoons…
Corn Beef Feast
Corned Beef Feast YIELDS: 6 SERVINGS PREP TIME: 20 MINS TOTAL TIME: 3 HOURS 30 MINS INGREDIENTS: 1 (3 pound) corned beef brisket with spice packet ~ 1 cup brown…
Open Face Pizza Burger
Open Face Pizza Burgers Prep/Cook/Total time 30 min. Makes 12 servings INGREDIENTS: 1-1/2 pounds ground beef ~ 1/4 cup chopped onion ~ 1 can (398ml) pizza sauce…
Honey Mustard Chicken
Yield: 4 Servings PREP TIME: 35 mins. COOK TIME: 20-30 mins. TOTAL TIME: 55 mins. Ingredients: 1 pound chicken breast or chicken thighs ~ 3 tablespoons honey ~ 3 tablespoons…
Kielbasa with Peppers and Potatoes
Kielbasa with Peppers and Potatoes PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce)…