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Jokes and Laughs
Watching Movies….
My wife and I were walking through the mall when a man stopped us to ask if we would take part in a survey. One of the questions was; “Do you think there is too much sex in movies?” “I don’t know,” replied my wife. “I’m usually too wrapped up in the film to notice…
Trump Visits Earth 100 years Later…
100 years after Trump dies, he gets one day back in Earth. Trump visits a bar and asks for a beer. “So how is it in the middle east?” he asks the bartender. “Don’t worry, we’ve taken care of it. It’s all ours.” “How about China?” “Nope. Doesn’t exist anymore. All ours.” “Europe? Africa? South…
Printer Repair…
I had been doing Tech Support for the Canon division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. He could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance,…
6 Months to Live….
A man went to his doctor complaining about terrible neck pains, throbbing headaches and dizzy spells. The doctor examined him and said, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. You have only six months to live.” The doomed man decided he would spend his remaining time on earth enjoying himself. He told his…
Nothing Altered nor Touched
One afternoon there was a group of tourists on tour going through an ancient castle in Europe. They were accompanied by a tour guide. The guide said that the majestic castle was over 700 years old. He added that nothing had been altered or touched in all those years. One of the tourists blurted out,…
Soccer Practice
For the second week in a row, my son and I were the only ones who showed up for his soccer team’s practice. Frustrated I told him, “Please tell your coach that we keep coming for practice, but no one is ever here.” My son rolled his eyes and said, ”He’ll just tell me the…
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Quick and Easy Recipes
Chicken Kebobs with Creamy Pesto Recipe
Yield: 4 Servings Total time: 20 MINUTES Ingredients: 2 teaspoons grated lemon rind, 4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice, divided, 2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic, 2 teaspoons olive oil,1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper,8 (1-inch) pieces yellow bell pepper, 8 cherry tomatoes, 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch pieces, 1 small red…
Kielbasa and Peppers Recipe
PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce) package smoked kielbasa sausage, 3) 6 medium red potatoes, diced, 4) 1 red bell pepper, sliced, 5) 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced To Create: 1) Heat the oil in a saucepan over…
3 Ingredient Brown Sugar Pork Chops
Prep time 5 min Cook time 20 min approx. Total time 25-27 minutes Ingredients: 1) 8 boneless pork chops 2) 1/2 cup brown sugar 3) 1 (0.7-oz) packet Italian Dressing Mix OR your favourite dressing mix Preparation: 1) Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Line a 9×13-inch baking pan with aluminum foil. 2) Combine the brown…
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell pepper, diced. 5) 3/4 cup ketchup. 6) 3/4 cup BBQ sauce. (use homemade or store-bought BBQ Sauce) 7) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce. 8) 1 tablespoon…
Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.