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Holmes and Watson Escape Room
After being locked in an impenetrable escape room, a panicked Dr. Watson cries, “How are we to escape, Holmes?” Calmly, the sleuth produces a small knife and a lemon, which he carefully cuts into small pieces. He then sticks the pieces of lemon on the wall in the shape of a door, and with a…
Cemetery Scare
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap -tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping…
Billie Eilish – bad guy (Live From Saturday Night Live/2019)
She brought the house down on SNL!!!!
Adoption Objections
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motor-home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get. “We’ve arranged for a full-time…
It Started with Hair Loss…
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting… He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely…
That is One Way to Order Chicken
Yuri walks in to a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English. Yuri sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Yuri points to the plate of eggs and…
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Quick and Easy Recipes
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell pepper, diced. 5) 3/4 cup ketchup. 6) 3/4 cup BBQ sauce. (use homemade or store-bought BBQ Sauce) 7) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce. 8) 1 tablespoon…
3-Ingredient Peanut Butter S’mores Dip
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Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.
Tomato-Poached Cod with Rice
Are you a fish lover? Why not give this quick and easy recipe a try? You only need 5 ingredients!
4-Ingredient Caramel Apple Hand Pies
Warm juicy apple hand pies and it only takes four ingredients! Say no more! This recipe is great!
3-Ingredient Pulled Pork
This quick and easy recipe is so easy to make! It only uses 3 ingredients and makes a nice large portion.