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Jokes and Laughs
Company Softball…
An interoffice softball game was held every year between the company’s marketing and sales staff. The sales staff whipped the marketing department soundly 10 to 1. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game: “The marketing department is pleased to announce that…
Car Rally for Breast Cancer South Dundas
Saturday October 24th@10am-1pm Car Rally for Breast Cancer South Dundas Iroquois Plaza Registration 9:30am $10 p.p. ( 2 people per car) contact: limelight.debbie@gmail.com or damustard19@gmail.com for information
Strangest Dream….
“I had the strangest dream last night,” a man was telling his psychiatrist. “I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this very disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn’t get back to sleep. I…
Luggage
Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with bright ribbons and tape, so he was quite surprised to see his bags grabbed by a well-dressed man when he got…
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Quick and Easy Recipes
Chicken Kebobs with Creamy Pesto Recipe
Yield: 4 Servings Total time: 20 MINUTES Ingredients: 2 teaspoons grated lemon rind, 4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice, divided, 2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic, 2 teaspoons olive oil,1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper,8 (1-inch) pieces yellow bell pepper, 8 cherry tomatoes, 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch pieces, 1 small red…
Kielbasa and Peppers Recipe
PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce) package smoked kielbasa sausage, 3) 6 medium red potatoes, diced, 4) 1 red bell pepper, sliced, 5) 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced To Create: 1) Heat the oil in a saucepan over…
3 Ingredient Brown Sugar Pork Chops
Prep time 5 min Cook time 20 min approx. Total time 25-27 minutes Ingredients: 1) 8 boneless pork chops 2) 1/2 cup brown sugar 3) 1 (0.7-oz) packet Italian Dressing Mix OR your favourite dressing mix Preparation: 1) Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Line a 9×13-inch baking pan with aluminum foil. 2) Combine the brown…
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell pepper, diced. 5) 3/4 cup ketchup. 6) 3/4 cup BBQ sauce. (use homemade or store-bought BBQ Sauce) 7) 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce. 8) 1 tablespoon…
Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.