One afternoon there was a group of tourists on tour going through an ancient castle in Europe. They were accompanied by a tour guide. The guide said that the majestic castle was over 700 years old. He added that nothing had been altered or touched in all those years. One of the tourists blurted out,…

For the second week in a row, my son and I were the only ones who showed up for his soccer team’s practice. Frustrated I told him, “Please tell your coach that we keep coming for practice, but no one is ever here.” My son rolled his eyes and said, ”He’ll just tell me the…

A grocery store manager chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching him with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies. That’s when the manager noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring. “Everything’s fine, folks,” he assured them. “This guy just tried to go through the…

10. I might have a dad bod, but I’ve got a 6 pack at home! 9. Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown! 8. You Smell So Good , Is That Purell You’re Wearing ? 7. swipe right! 6. “Quarantine and chill?” 5. “At this point we may never meet each…

A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o’clock in the morning with his hair and clothes disheveled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, “I hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!” “Yes,”…

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady’s father if he could have his daughter’s hand in marriage. The father said, “I would never let my daughter marry an actor.” The actor said, “Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won’t you at least come and see the play?”…