
Jokes and Laughs
Did You Hear…
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married…A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
The Bearded Man…
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.…
That’s Intelligence…
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ”Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is…
BGH statement about COVID-19: “We are not immune to this crisis”
Brockville, ON – January 11, 2021 – Thanks to the continued perseverance and commitment shown by residents across Leeds Grenville, we are very fortunate to continue to see limited cases…
Get Him into Bed….
It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d…
New Year’s One Liners….
Every New Year’s Day, I have the same question: “How did I get home?” My brother’s New Year’s resolution is to move out of my parents’ house. You’d think after…

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Week of Events
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary Back for 2021 Weekends 12:00pm to 4:00pm until March 28th 2021. Great News: Winter program, cross country skiing, snowshoeing,…
Athens Food Bank
Athens Food Bank
MONDAY'S@10AM-12PM Athens Food Bank-Athens Free Methodist Church 58 Elgin St. N. Monday: 10:00 AM – Noon (except holidays). Masks must be worn, social distancing.
Covid Testing Lansdowne
Covid Testing Lansdowne
Tuesday January 5/19th/February 2/16th@9am-12pm Please be advised that the Township will continue to host pop-up COVID testing at the Lansdowne community hall (1 Jessie St) on alternating Tuesdays (Jan 5th…
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup- Tuesday - Saturday, 10:00am - 4:00 pm. You can put books, talking books and dvds on hold using your library account from home or you can…
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup- Tuesday - Saturday, 10:00am - 4:00 pm. You can put books, talking books and dvds on hold using your library account from home or you can…
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup- Tuesday - Saturday, 10:00am - 4:00 pm. You can put books, talking books and dvds on hold using your library account from home or you can…
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup
Brockville Library Curbside Pickup- Tuesday - Saturday, 10:00am - 4:00 pm. You can put books, talking books and dvds on hold using your library account from home or you can…
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary
Friends of the Sanctuary Winter Program Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary Back for 2021 Weekends 12:00pm to 4:00pm until March 28th 2021. Great News: Winter program, cross country skiing, snowshoeing,…
Quick and Easy Recipes
Cranberry Brie Pecan Pinwheels
Cranberry Brie Pecan PinwheelsPrep: 20 min. Bake: 15 min. Total time 35 Min. yields 2 dozen Ingredients: 1-pound Brie cheese, rind removed ~ 1 package(490g) frozen puff pastry, thawed ~…
Chicken Kebobs with Creamy Pesto Recipe
Yield: 4 Servings Total time: 20 MINUTES Ingredients: 2 teaspoons grated lemon rind, 4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice, divided, 2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic, 2 teaspoons olive oil,1/2 teaspoon salt,…
Kielbasa and Peppers Recipe
PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce) package smoked kielbasa sausage, 3) 6 medium…
Uncle Bucks Quick ‘n Easy Sloppy Joes
Prep 10 m Cook 45 m total time 55 m Ingredients: 1) 1 cup lentils. 2) 2 onions, diced. 3) 450g lean ground beef. 4) 1 large green bell…
Spinach and Feta Turkey Burgers
This is a quick and easy take on a classic burger. Using turkey and feta this is sure to be a hit.