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Real Punishment…

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate…

Did You Hear…

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married… A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

The Bearded Man…

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.…

Get Him into Bed….

It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d…

Thank You Ben Hutton Shootout – Cheque for Alzheimer Society Lanark Leeds Grenville

( Picture taken December 11th- Ben Hutton and Bobbi-Jo White of Alzheimer Society Lanark Leeds Grenville) Thank you to the Ben Hutton Shootout for Alzheimer’s for this generous donation. This…

Cranberry Brie Pecan Pinwheels

Cranberry Brie Pecan PinwheelsPrep: 20 min. Bake: 15 min. Total time 35 Min. yields 2 dozen Ingredients: 1-pound Brie cheese, rind removed ~ 1 package(490g) frozen puff pastry, thawed ~…

I’m Exhausted….

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting…

Homely Chaos….

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to, and…

Careful What You Ask For…

A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Brockville restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to…