Joke of The Day

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn’t care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence. The service matched them together at once because they…

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair, and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the…

“I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?” “Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?”