Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid

  • The only reason you’re awake at 4 AM is indigestion.
  • 8 AM is your idea of “sleeping in.”
  • People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you ?”
  • You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
  • Your back goes out more than you do.
  • You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  • You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
  • You are proud of your lawn mower.
  • Your best friend is dating someone half their age
    ….. and isn’t breaking any laws.
  • Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
  • You sing along with the elevator music.
  • You take a metal detector to the beach.
  • You wear black socks with sandals.

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