Joke of The Day
It’s All About Voice Inflection
Not only did my girlfriend not want to join me trekking the Appellation Trail, she didn’t want to be apart for 41 days this summer. After some back and forth…
Read MorePotty Training….
A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy…
Read MoreTop 10 List of what Moms REALLY want…
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any floaties, ie… backwash. 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question…
Read MoreIT’S JUST TOO HOT…..
You know it’s just too hot when… 1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out. 2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.…
Read MoreNew Submarine Ensign
The new Ensign was assigned to a submarine, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in…
Read MoreWhat goes around comes around
An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus–just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone. After much grumbling about…
Read MoreStick to the Plan
Stick To The Plan I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and…
Read MoreSigns you are no longer a kid…
Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid The only reason you’re awake at 4 AM is indigestion. 8 AM is your idea of “sleeping in.” People call at 9…
Read MoreThe Birthday Gift
A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson…
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