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Stick To The Plan I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and…

Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid The only reason you’re awake at 4 AM is indigestion. 8 AM is your idea of “sleeping in.” People call at 9…

A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson…

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn’t care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man…

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy…

“I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?” “Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?”