Potty Training….

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy…

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IT’S JUST TOO HOT…..

You know it’s just too hot when… 1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out. 2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.…

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New Submarine Ensign

The new Ensign was assigned to a submarine, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in…

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What goes around comes around

An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus–just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone. After much grumbling about…

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