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New Submarine Ensign
The new Ensign was assigned to a submarine, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in…
What goes around comes around
An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus–just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone. After much grumbling about…
Stick to the Plan
Stick To The Plan I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and…
Signs you are no longer a kid…
Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid The only reason you’re awake at 4 AM is indigestion. 8 AM is your idea of “sleeping in.” People call at 9…
The Birthday Gift
A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12. When the grandson…
South Grenville Beacon
South Grenville is getting a new newspaper starting April 8th!!!
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Quick and Easy Recipes
Maple Roast Turkey
Maple Roast Turkey and Gravy Ingredients: 2 cups apple cider ~ ⅓ cup real maple syrup ~ 2 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme ~ 2 teaspoons dried marjoram ~ 2 ½ teaspoons…
Corn Beef Feast
Corned Beef Feast YIELDS: 6 SERVINGS PREP TIME: 20 MINS TOTAL TIME: 3 HOURS 30 MINS INGREDIENTS: 1 (3 pound) corned beef brisket with spice packet ~ 1 cup brown…
Open Face Pizza Burger
Open Face Pizza Burgers Prep/Cook/Total time 30 min. Makes 12 servings INGREDIENTS: 1-1/2 pounds ground beef ~ 1/4 cup chopped onion ~ 1 can (398ml) pizza sauce…
Honey Mustard Chicken
Yield: 4 Servings PREP TIME: 35 mins. COOK TIME: 20-30 mins. TOTAL TIME: 55 mins. Ingredients: 1 pound chicken breast or chicken thighs ~ 3 tablespoons honey ~ 3 tablespoons…
Kielbasa with Peppers and Potatoes
Kielbasa with Peppers and Potatoes PREP TIME: 10 Min, Cook 30 Minutes TOTAL TIME 40 Min SERVES 6 INGREDIENTS: 1) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2) 1 (16 ounce)…