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No, You Hang Up First…
Old School Communication between 2 people!
Read MorePotty Training….
A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy…
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Read MoreTop 10 List of what Moms REALLY want…
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any floaties, ie… backwash. 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question…
Read MoreIT’S JUST TOO HOT…..
You know it’s just too hot when… 1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out. 2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.…
Read MoreNew Submarine Ensign
The new Ensign was assigned to a submarine, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in…
Read MoreSummer at the beach
Beach Fun for Toilet Paper
Schools out cartoon
What goes around comes around
An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus–just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone. After much grumbling about…
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