A very drunk man turns up at his house at 6 o’clock in the morning with his hair and clothes disheveled. His long suffering wife, who has been waiting up all night, shouts at him furiously, “I hope you have a good reason for getting home blind drunk at this time of the morning!”

“Yes,” replied the man, “I was hoping for some breakfast!”

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